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Nils Liljequist (1851–1936) was a Swedish priest, healer, doctor, and one of the fathers of iridology.\nAfter treatment with iodine and quinine, he noticed many differences in the color of his iris.\nGrowing up, he studied medicine and homeopathy, which is practiced on their customers who come to him in order to remove toxins.
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Saxophonic is the seventh studio album by saxophone player Dave Koz. It was released by Capitol Records on October 7, 2003. The album peaked at number 2 on Billboard Jazz Albums chart.
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