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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
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Wadi Nisnas is a predominantly Arab neighborhood in the city of Haifa, Israel, with a population of about 8,000 inhabitants.
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