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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}

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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}

{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}

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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

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